Banjaxed!

[Top Text: PYROPE KILLED YOU SO HARD YOU SHAT?

Bottom Text: YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTEREZI

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peperony and chease

[Top Text: WHY DID A GIANT REPTILE FROM ZELDA KILL BILIOUS SLICK?

Bottom Text: DODONGO DISLIKES CROAK

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Continuing the old-skool video games theme, as well as the Zelda sub-theme. This is a less well-known and meme-y reference, I’d be interested to see how many in the Homestuck fandom get this one.

[Top Text: SOME ADVICE FOR JOHN

Bottom Text: IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE VRIS

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Starting a small series of puns based on old-skool video games.

[Top Text: WHAT’S MY FAVORITE TYPE OF MAYONNAISE?

Bottom Text: HELLMSMANN’S

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If you don’t leave East of the Mississippi and in the US, you probably won’t get this.

[Top Text: WHY AM I SO GOOD AT PUNS?

Bottom Text: I ATE THE MIND FUNNY

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[Top Text: THE LAST TIME I SAW FAT VRISKA SHE WAS ON

Bottom Text: THE BOULEVARD OF BROKEN MEMES

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She would walk a lonely road, the only one that she has ever known, but she can only really roll down the lonely road.

[Top Text: WHAT’S THE BEST SONG TO LISTEN TO WHILE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER?

Bottom Text: OEDIPUS REX DUODECIM ANGELUS

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By the way I’m going to start doing these, as it’s a bit more descriptive than simply numbering them, plus my html teacher last semester beat accessibility into me to hard for me to resist doing this for long.

Also, the above pun was inspired by one of those “First letter of your name means your Land is this and your birthdate means you’re the hero of this” thingies, where your MATESPRIT was defined by the birthdate of your MOTHER, and your KISMESIS was defined by the birthdate of your FATHER I mean how much more transparent can you get?

We’ll all have blood, and kill as a team…

It’s me.

Unfortunately, poor Troll Harry’s lusus was killed when Harry was but a grub.

Bad Pun Sollux Number 17

He switched after Cataclysm came out. In fact, he didn’t even create an alt, he just up and switched sides. I didn’t even know you could do that in WoW.