SERIOUSLY I EDITED IT LIKE TEN MINUTES AFTER POSTING BUT THAT VERSION NEVER TOOK OFF JUST CHECK THE GODDAMN ORIGINAL POST FOR SOURCE
YO I'M BOBBY
I LIKE THINGS
my quadrants
let me show you them
Pale Quadrant
Realsprit Quadrant
Spouse Quadrant
Roommate Quadrant
Salad Quadrant
Boob Quadrant
Butt Quadrant
Mom Quadrant
Anon Quadrant
Dude, that’s obviously just a map taken from google images with a bit of doctoring, not an MS Paint drawing. Knowing the resources the ACLU have, it was probably Photoshop. You can tell by the pixels.
I like how geographical location is somehow in anyway representational of someone’s ability to use a google search. That’s just argumentum ad absurdum, if such a thing exists. Also, actual law? There is no law you incontinent hamster, it’s a power that the DHS has declared itself to have. No one voted for it, just as no one voted for the creation of the DHS in the first place. That was just declared by George W. Bush. People did actually vote for him, but less people than voted for Al Gore. Yet Bush still became president. Somehow.
Also, while I’m bringing up political issues, can we please fucking get rid of the electoral college already? We aren’t a true democracy at all with it in place. If more people vote for a dude, then he or she or thon should become president. It’s that simple.