1. NO FUCK YOU SUBCONSCIOUS

    I am NOT ready to be having dreams where I make out with one of my friends yet. No. Just… no. I mean, I’m not saying I didn’tenjoythe sloppy dream makeouts (though they were a tadtoosloppy), but… no. I mean, I just am not quite ready for that yet. I mean part of it is not having moved on from the previous ball of suck, and also… I dunno, I just don’t really want to be having romantic feelings about ANYONE right now for awhile. I’m not a rebound relationship sort of guy, and I am completely fine with continuing to sort through the fallout from the previous thing, and just having a bunch of good friends whom I DON’T want to make out with. Much. …Siiiiiiiign. Also I don’t even know if in reality I want to fucking make out with that person…

    This was the tumblr post I wrote in my dream last night, having “woken up” from the dream discussed above. TUMBLRCEPTION.

    And then I woke up from writing THIS above post on tumblr.

    And then I ACTUALLY woke up.