Bad Pun Sollux!
Alert me to your presence by asking me something!
Send me shit
[Top Text: WHAT’S THE BEST SONG TO LISTEN TO WHILE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER?
Bottom Text: OEDIPUS REX DUODECIM ANGELUS
Image: Background is a six piece pie-style color split, alternating red and blue, with a picture of Sollux Captor grinning in the foreground]
By the way I’m going to start doing these, as it’s a bit more descriptive than simply numbering them, plus my html teacher last semester beat accessibility into me to hard for me to resist doing this for long.
Also, the above pun was inspired by one of those “First letter of your name means your Land is this and your birthdate means you’re the hero of this” thingies, where your MATESPRIT was defined by the birthdate of your MOTHER, and your KISMESIS was defined by the birthdate of your FATHER I mean how much more transparent can you get?