who lives in a pineapple under the sea
(Source: christinaposabule)
i was so bored in math that i started doing pixels with a pen
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Kathryn Janeway, Our Lady of Determination.
watching this show obsessively r/n yes good
Wish I could obsessively watch too…
Someone requested a post of all of the current Strong Female Characters, so here you go.
Fuck yeah Janeway and further proof that you need to watch bsg, rest of clade
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
This is one of the older shaggy dog stories out there. Seriously, tumblr? And condensing it to fit in a neat paragraph like that just rids it of a lot of the eventual humour and payoff
Drunk Kanaya is too hot for this earth.
AND LO, ON THE FIFTH DAY HE HAD A BREAKTHROUGH
I had a fascinating breakthrough in my recovery today: so, this guy is being discharged today and he was going around saying a personal farewell to each person in the small support group we have, culled from the more cognitive and rationale (relatively speaking of course) patients, and he told me that I had a lot of talent, and he knew I had low self esteem but I have talent and I need to use it and know that I will fail and just keep on going.
And that’s really nice and all, but that wasn’t the breakthrough. The breakthrough is, I thought, “wait a minute…. What if, just what if… What if everyone who keeps telling me I’m talented, I matter, etc… WHAT IF THEY’RE CORRECT?”
And my next thought was “BEST AU EVER!” So I have decided on a bold and cunning plan. I can’t accept that I am a talented, special, or even good person. But I CAN live-action roleplay an alternate universe version of myself who does!
I’m going to look at it this way - I almost died, right? Tried to off myself. Well, lets just pretend that I did die, and now its time to roll up a new character, but this one has taken the “Loves Self” feat.
I expect fanfic and fan art of this new OC, that I shall call “Bobby”, immediately.
I wonder how all those people who bumped me from 40k to 45k notes would feel if they knew I was in the mental ward right now lol
Anonymous asked: I'm fucked. I literally live really close to the border of protected and not protected but I'm in the zone. Goodbye world, if I get taken away by the government so they can do experiments on then I have to say that my life has sucked
Siiiiiiign. I check myself into a mental hospital, and then the rest of the world goes crazy. That thing jumped like four thousand notes. No the government probably isn’t going to take you - this power has nothing to do with talking you, just your valuable belongings which is still obviously a problem but….
YOU FUCKING SEE THIS MAP, MOTHERFUCKERS?
YOU GETTING A LONG GOOD SQUINT ON WITH YOUR SIGHT-HOLES?
YOU SEE THAT LONG ORANGE SNAKE WEAVING ITSELF AROUND OUR FAIR COUNTRY?
THAT ORANGE LINE DENOTES THE 100 MILE BORDERS OF THE US, WHICH IS NOW BASICALLY A CONSTITUTION-FREE ZONE
DOES THAT SOUND HYPERBOLIC TO YOU SHITHEADS?
DO YOU THINK I’M GETTING MY MOTHERFUCKING HYPERBOLE ON?
THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS DECLARED THAT ITS AGENTS NOW HAVE THE RIGHTS TO SEARCH THE ELECTRONIC POSSESSIONS OF ANY FUCKING ONE IN THAT ZONE
ANYBODY, FOR ANY REASON, AS LONG AS THEY ARE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A BORDER OF THE US, CAN NOW HAVE THEIR FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS VIOLATED
THIS OBVIOUSLY INCLUDES THE ENTIRE EAST AND WEST COASTS, ALSO KNOWN AS, YOU KNOW, THE FUCKING POPULATION CENTERS OF OUR ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY
THIS EQUATES TO NEARLY 200 MILLION FUCKING AMERICANS, OR 2/3RDS OF OUR ENTIRE SHITSTAINING WAFFLEHUMPING JELLOFUCKING FROGTOGGLING MINTSNIFFING HORSEHOCKING COUNTRY
IN ALL LIKELIHOOD, YOU RIGHT NOW DO NOT HAVE FOURTH AMENDMENT RIGHTS ANYMORE
THEY HAVE BEEN TAKEN AWAY IF YOU LIVE ANYWHERE WITHIN 100 MILES OF A US BORDER
THAT MEANS MOST OF THE POPULATION OF ALL WEST COAST (ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIA) AND EAST COAST STATES, ALL OF FLORIDA AND THE ENTIRE NORTHEAST QUADRANT, AND ALL OF POOR MOTHERFUCKING HAWAII
JUST LOOK AT THAT LITTLE FUCKER, NOW A LITTLE COLLECTION OF ORANGE DOTS FLOATING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
LET ME REPEAT THAT FOR YOU NOOKWHIFFERS: THE FOURTH AMENDMENT NO LONGER APPLIES TO THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII, AS WELL AS THE ENTIRE STATES OF FLORIDA, MAINE, MASSACHUSETTS, DELAWARE, NEW YORK, AND ALL THOSE OTHER FIDDLY LITTLE TINY FUCKING STATES UP IN THE SNOOTY PART OF AMERICA, YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE A KINDERGARTNER TRIED TO MAKE A JIGSAW PUZZLE OUT OF RABBIT SHIT
INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, THE RED MEATY CENTER OF AMERICA IS ENTIRELY PROTECTED BUT I’M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET INTO THAT
POINT IS, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY, WHICH IS NOTORIOUS FOR ITS BLANKET STATEMENTS AND ITS DISREGARD FOR THE PRIVACY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, HAS NOW DECLARED THE RIGHTS OF TWO MOTHERFUCKING THIRDS OF THE GODDAMNED COUNTRY INVALID
AND YES I MOTHERFUCKING STRETCHED YOUR DASH FOR THIS
GUESS WHAT? I’LL STRETCH YOUR FUCKING ASS TOO UNTIL YOU AT LEAST REBLOG THIS, AND LET MORE FUCKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT THEIR RIGHTS ARE FUCKING GONE
MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, PEOPLE
cuz this shit ain’t right.EDIT: CLICKTHROUGH THE PIC FOR SOURCE, SHITSTAINS
Ota why did you reblog this
You just sparked another flurry of notes
Whyyyyyyyyy
Depression Part 2 by Hyperbole and a Half is the most important thing you’ll read all day.
