1. 12:13 18th Apr 2014

    Notes: 45430

    Reblogged from skukuza

    When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.
    — 

    Anthony Mackie (via rexilla)

    (via lindseybluth)

    Anthony Mackie is not only the break out of the new Captain America film - I desperately want a Falcon film now - he’s a great person.

     
  2. 12:12

    Notes: 160297

    Reblogged from skukuza

    vanehwasreal:

    vanehwasreal:

    i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah

    this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden

     
  3. 12:10

    Notes: 17284

    Reblogged from skukuza

    image: Download

    dan-mcneely:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.


shit i swear i didn’t make up for notes cause if i did id make it sound less bogus part ii: electric boogaloo

the day after this happened, the friend i’d been out with, ganon, was at a bus stop when he was approached by a man with a wooden staff, a metal staff, two pairs of sunglasses, and no shoes. he asked if he was real or another hologram, and if he could touch him to be sure. once satisfied, the man talked about how he was a time traveller, chatting about regan and referring to cars as buffalo.
before he took his leave, he tried to sell ganon this broken wooden flute before giving up and just giving it to him. it smells like incense on the inside?
also, we tried to make a staff or wand or something out of the two but i think it just looks silly.

(size comparison: the laptop is about 18” width)

    dan-mcneely:

    tangarang:

    dan-mcneely:

    okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

    "i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

    "dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

    "no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

    "im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

    "i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

    the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

    im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

    aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

    image

    shit i swear i didn’t make up for notes cause if i did id make it sound less bogus part ii: electric boogaloo

    the day after this happened, the friend i’d been out with, ganon, was at a bus stop when he was approached by a man with a wooden staff, a metal staff, two pairs of sunglasses, and no shoes. he asked if he was real or another hologram, and if he could touch him to be sure. once satisfied, the man talked about how he was a time traveller, chatting about regan and referring to cars as buffalo.

    before he took his leave, he tried to sell ganon this broken wooden flute before giving up and just giving it to him. it smells like incense on the inside?

    also, we tried to make a staff or wand or something out of the two but i think it just looks silly.

    image

    (size comparison: the laptop is about 18” width)

     
  4. 12:09

    Notes: 82804

    Reblogged from skukuza

    anogoodrabblerouser:

    disquietingtruths:

    universalequalityisinevitable:

    Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

    Thiiiiiiis, people, thiiiis!

    1. Kill alpha male types
    2. Achieve world peace

    Got it.

     
  5. 12:08

    Notes: 6051

    Reblogged from skukuza

    image: Download

    meat-circus:

a-state-of-bliss:

SCMP Style Magazine Sept 2013 - Nyasha Matonhodze by Carter Bowman

sci fi rogue princess

    meat-circus:

    a-state-of-bliss:

    SCMP Style Magazine Sept 2013 - Nyasha Matonhodze by Carter Bowman

    sci fi rogue princess

     
  6. 20:07 16th Apr 2014

    Notes: 91162

    Reblogged from fuckit-icannotthinkofaname

    theincredibleinedablezan:

    dapperpuppet:

    Sometimes Princess Bubblegum’s skin-tone is very pink

    image

    And sometimes its very white

    image

    Now, you can blame that on the lighting if you want, but I know a certain red-eating vampire who seems to have mentioned wanting to drink the red from her pretty pink face. 

    So there’s that.

    her neck is covered in the example shown with white skin

    yes

    yes i can get behind this

    (Source: dapperstiel)

     
  7. 20:07

    Notes: 338869

    Reblogged from fuckit-icannotthinkofaname

    let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

    let-them-eat-vag:

    Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

    (Source: carlosbaila)

     
  8. 20:06

    Notes: 5886

    Reblogged from kasterborian

    egberts:

    grovyle:

    im going to punch the next person who says its a metaphor

    it’s a simile

    it’s actually an allusion

     
  9. 20:05

    Notes: 155459

    Reblogged from diagonalprayers

    sirbombalot:

    Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

     
  10. 20:05

    Notes: 17284

    Reblogged from kasterborian

    Tags: portland thodanni i is stoling ur tag.

    image: Download

    nessuno:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

it does not surprise me that this happened in portland

once a then-girlfriend of mine moved to the portland area, and went busking downtown. in two hours she received twn bucks and a lot of creepy dude’s phone numbers. more importantly though, a homeless man came up to her and gave her a SHARPENED TOOTHBRUSH with METAL BITS, and said simply “For protection” and then disappeared.

    nessuno:

    tangarang:

    dan-mcneely:

    okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

    "i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

    "dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

    "no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

    "im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

    "i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

    the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.

    im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

    aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

    it does not surprise me that this happened in portland

    once a then-girlfriend of mine moved to the portland area, and went busking downtown. in two hours she received twn bucks and a lot of creepy dude’s phone numbers. more importantly though, a homeless man came up to her and gave her a SHARPENED TOOTHBRUSH with METAL BITS, and said simply “For protection” and then disappeared.

     
  11. 20:02

    Notes: 196057

    Reblogged from mirrix

    guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW

    guiselore:

    lesbianathogwarts:

    bashdoard:

    fuckyeah-bill:

    Promoing at the beach

    Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

    follow the yellow dick-road

    I love history lessons on tumblr.

    FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW

    (Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

     
  12. 20:01

    Notes: 386

    Reblogged from wesley-crusher

    theblacklacedandy:

    "I SUMMON MY POWERS BY EATING ICE CREAM!!!" 

    Hello fellow Steven Universe fans!! My little sister is cosplaying Steven from Steven Universe! 

    Please spread the word if you’re attending Sabakon as a character from Steven Universe, she’s really hoping to meet some Steven Universe cosplayers!

    Follow our cosplay adventures by liking our FB page!

    THIS IS SUPER ADORABLE

    ALSO NOW I WANT ICE CREAM

     
  13. 20:00

    Notes: 64121

    Reblogged from davidtennantscoat

    image: Download

    clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm


MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

I WILL SHIT THE SEMEN OF BRONIES ALL OVER YOUR EYES AFTER I HAVE PLUCKED THEM FROM YOUR SKULL

    clownprinceo-crime:

    sailorhater:

    cutebabe:

    misandry-mermaid:

    misandry-mermaid:

    please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

    [Submission]

    An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

    image

    MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

    "or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

    This is insulting to every gender.

    I WILL SHIT THE SEMEN OF BRONIES ALL OVER YOUR EYES AFTER I HAVE PLUCKED THEM FROM YOUR SKULL

     
  14. 19:59

    Notes: 250578

    Reblogged from untouchedordnance

    versacegravy:

couchcampus:

Avatar: The Last Airbender: The College Year

    versacegravy:

    couchcampus:

    Avatar: The Last Airbender: The College Year

    (Source: thechronickush)

     
  15. 19:59

    Notes: 9

    Reblogged from fnohomestuck

    fnohomestuck:

    the mystery is solved its fetish porn

    sidenote i received multiple messages that implied i didnt actually know this was a bimboified john egbert cmon guys you know me better than that

    wat