1. 02:42 23rd Jul 2014

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    mylittleredgirl:

classictrek:

Still, “Return To Tomorrow”

This is Spock’s big solo number.

    mylittleredgirl:

    classictrek:

    Still, “Return To Tomorrow”

    This is Spock’s big solo number.

     
  2. 02:41

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    dirksdoritos:

    a-closed-casket:

    Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

    I was so confused like how did you get them to break a hole through the wall

     
  5. 00:01

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    planetjizz:

did somebody say surreal pop punk

    planetjizz:

    did somebody say surreal pop punk

     
  6. So, Michael’s sister wrote gay smutfic of Michael and I:

    Michael walks in the door, returning from a grocery store run. Arms full of food, he walks across the house towards the kitchen. In the T.V. room, his roommate , Bobby, sat watching tv. Michael put away the groceries and walked onto the other room to plop down on the couch next to him.
    Bobby had “That 70’s Show” playing on marathon, it was Michael and Bobby’s favorite show of all time.
    “Did you buy the groceries?” Bobby asked, not glancing from the T.V
    “Yeah I got some peanut butter since we were out, because you keep eating all the damn peanut butter!” Michael replied jokingly, but still in a persistent tone, just trying to keep the conversation going.
    “What else did you get?” Asked Bobby hungrily. Michael chuckled and replied, “Some vegetables, sauce, junk food, etc. Oh, and some stuff for tonight.” Bobby looked over at his friend. “What’s going on tonight?” He asked. Michael didn’t turn to meet his gaze when he said, “Something special. A surprise, you’ll see.” Still curious, Bobby turned back to the T.V.”
    They continue to watch the tv for about an hour and a half. Michael gets up, declaring “I’m gonna go take a shower.”
    “okay” Bobby said as he walked off towards the bathroom. It was about midnight, and they were the only ones home. Bobby thinks to himself, like he has been for the past hour and a half, what was gonna happen tonight. I have no clue what is gonna happen  tonight. I wonder what he got anyways?? Before he could even think about trying to find out what was purchased, he heard Michael call his name from the bathroom.
    “Hey Bobby, could you bring me a towel? There isn’t any in here.” Michael yelled across the house.
    “Oh, sure.” Bobby yelled over. He decided to turn the t.v off since the marathon was ending in a half an hour anyways and Bobby was sure Michael was planning to do something fairly soon. He walked over to the towels at the other side of the house, right next to the bathroom door. He picked one up and didn’t even bother knocking since they didn’t really have any boundaries. As soon as he opened the door, hot steam was released from the bathroom.
    Bobby walked in slowly. He jumped when he saw Michael standing right in front of him, naked. He backed away a bit, blushing madly. Michael walked over to him, and held his head. He pulled Bobby up to his lips and began kissing him. Michael pushed him over to a wall, pinning him against the surface. His tongue fought to enter Bobby’s mouth, but Bobby wasn’t quite ready yet. He pushed away Michael and asked, “So uh.. what was in that bag that you didn’t want to tell me?” His friend just smiled and went back to kissing him. Bobby’s mouth had still been open and so Michael took advantage of this. His tongue entered and swirled around.

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  7. 22:37

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    puff-to-tuff:

    These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

     
  8. 22:07

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    How to properly unbox a box: a guide by Misha Collins [x]

    wait was there a sword in the box or did he open the box with a sword it is hard to tell

    (Source: chaoziran)

     
  9. 22:06

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    Anonymous said: Knock knock It's me, the ratboygenius

    greendaleofficial:

     
    1. blooper-boy said: Have you sleep yet?

    actually yeah i slept last night due to michaels evil influence

    so tonight im getting energy drinks and im gonna power through

    HOLD THE LINE

    LOVE ISN’T ALWAYS ON TIIIIIIME

    im just gonna mainline toto and the new whompy album

    possibly at the same time

     
  10. 22:04

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    chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

im gonna try that last one

    chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    im gonna try that last one

     
  11. 22:03

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    yepperoni:

there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros   please do not give up hope 

    yepperoni:

    there’s still a chance that the reckless silhouette guy from the wii game startup screen will be in the new smash bros   please do not give up hope 

     
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    Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.

    this comic appears on my dash routinely, like every month it appears like “time to read pancakesteins panty raid comic again” and I read it every time

    This comic is how I got multiple friends into homestuck.

     
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    nervous-crossbow:

yeahseeimclever:

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

She looks hot as fuck okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

maybe i don’t know precisely what cellulite is but i honestly don’t see anything negative about her appearance
i mean the little green thing on her glasses kind of clashes with her swimsuit but beyond that….

    nervous-crossbow:

    yeahseeimclever:

    spermjackiavelli:

    miss-nerdgasmz:

    modifiedmermaid:

    freemindfreebody:

    swift-as-the-coursing-river:

    jimcavill:

    Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
    Fuck this world. 

    If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

    whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

    oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

    #that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

    I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

    Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.

    She looks hot as fuck okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP

    maybe i don’t know precisely what cellulite is but i honestly don’t see anything negative about her appearance

    i mean the little green thing on her glasses kind of clashes with her swimsuit but beyond that….